Patches

Round black and white embroidered patch with a skull and the text It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse

It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse Patch

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Organizer bins filled with stacks of assorted round embroidered patches featuring slogans and illustrations.

$5 Patch Of The Month Club

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Round embroidered patch with a possum illustration and text Feeling Feral on a pink background

Feeling Feral Patch

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Circular embroidered patch with a white goose wearing a cowboy hat and text Yee Haw Fuck The Law

Yee Haw Patch

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Round embroidered patch featuring a brown bear holding a sword with the text I CHOSE VIOLENCE.

Violence Patch

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Circular embroidered patch with Mothman illustration and text reading Mothman Fan Club

Mothman Fan Club Patch

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Circular embroidered patch featuring a white goose behind jail bars with red text Got Too Silly

Got Too Silly Patch

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Round embroidered patch with gold border reading Drug War Veteran with a green cannabis leaf in the center

Drug War Veteran Patch

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Circular yellow embroidered patch with upside down blue bat and Hang In There text

Hang In There Patch

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Circular embroidered patch with rocket ship and Deport Billionaires text

Deport Billionaires Patch

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Support Loud Music embroidered patch with headphone graphic

Support Loud Music Patch

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Red oval embroidered patch with white text reading Pervert

Perv Patch

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Circular embroidered patch featuring a brown bear in a stream with pine trees and Protect Our Forests text

Protect Our Forests Patch

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Round embroidered patch with black background showing Earth and text YOU ARE HERE

You Are Here Patch

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Circular embroidered patch with a toaster in a bathtub and text Live Laugh Toaster Bath

Toaster Bath Patch

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Purple hexagon patch with green trees and text I PEE OUTSIDE

I Pee Outside Patch

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Circular embroidered patch with red star and Power to the People text

Power To The People Patch

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Circular embroidered patch featuring grim reaper holding a brain with lightning, text reads PSYOP PSYCHOLOGICAL OPERATIONS on olive green background.

Psyop Patch

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Embroidered patch with skull wizard and text Necromancer Union Local 666

Necromancer Union Local Patch

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Round embroidered patch with a black cat hissing and text Talk Shit Get Bit

Get Bit Patch

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Round embroidered patch featuring a goose in a party hat with text You Just Got Silly Goosed

Silly Goosed Patch

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Circular embroidered patch with a skull in a trash can and text reading When I Die Throw Me In The Trash.

When I Die Patch

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NEW! Become Ungovernable embroidered patch with penguin holding a knife

Become Ungovernable Penguin Patch

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NEW! Round embroidered patch of a grey cat holding a knife with Show No Mercy text on pink background

Show No Mercy Patch (Pink Variant)

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NEW! Rectangular green embroidered patch with yellow text I'd Rather Be Reading and book icon

I'd Rather Be Reading Patch

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Black and white embroidered patch with a grim reaper holding a gun and text about gun safety rules

Gun Safety Patch

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NEW! Circular embroidered patch with blue and gold thread showing an open book and the text Support Local Libraries

Support Local Libraries Patch

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Round embroidered patch of a white cat holding a sword with red text Show No Mercy.

Show No Mercy Patch

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Round embroidered patch with text I Dissolved in the Yellowstone Hot Spring and a skeleton hand in a geyser

Yellowstone Patch

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Circular embroidered patch with space theme featuring planets, stars, and text Space Is The Place

Space Is The Place Patch

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NEW! Round yellow embroidered patch with green snake and text No Steppy On Snek

No Steppy On Snek Patch

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NEW! Circular embroidered patch with green background, compass design, and text reading Don't Follow Me I'm Lost

Don't Follow Me, I'm Lost Patch

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NEW! Circular embroidered patch with text Paranormal Investigator featuring a ghost and flashlight on dark blue background

Paranormal Investigator Patch

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NEW! Round embroidered patch with CD, VHS, and game cartridge design reading Physical Media Supremacy.

Physical Media Patch

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NEW! Square yellow embroidered patch with a hissing black and white cat and text reading Beware Attack Cat

Attack Cat Patch

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NEW! Circular embroidered patch showing Mothman flying over the collapsing Silver Bridge with text Point Pleasant 1967

Mothman Disaster Patch

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NEW! Circular embroidered patch featuring the burning Chernobyl nuclear plant, a green radiation symbol, and the date 1986.

Chernobyl Patch

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NEW! Round embroidered patch with a praying girl and text May They Burn In Hell on yellow background

Burn In Hell Patch

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NEW! Circular embroidered patch with green book worm character reading a book and text reading BOOK WORM

Book Worm Patch

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NEW! Circular embroidered patch featuring a mitochondrion illustration and text reading The Powerhouse of the Cell

Mitochondria Patch

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NEW! Circular red embroidered patch with a yellow zombie head and text Don't Lose Your Head

Don't Lose Your Head Patch

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NEW! Round embroidered patch with blue icing and sprinkles saying No Longer A Danger To Myself And Others

Cake Patch

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NEW! Oval embroidered patch with text We Are All Dogs In God's Hot Car and a white dog illustration

We Are All Dogs In God's Hot Car Patch

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NEW! Circular black embroidered patch with cartoon cat holding a beer and red text reading FUCK SHIT UP

FSU Patch

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NEW! Circular embroidered patch featuring the green Loch Ness Monster and text LOCH NESS MONSTER

Nessy Patch

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NEW! Round embroidered patch with skull in trash can and text When I Die Throw Me In The Trash

Throw Me In The Trash Patch

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NEW! Rectangular embroidered patch with a hissing black cat and text Talk Shit Get Bit

Get Bit Patch

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NEW! Circular embroidered patch of Earth with a red Handle With Care fragile label

Handle With Care Patch

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